You can't hustle a hustler.

Tiger Woods is a cheap bastard, if you ask me.

I haven't been following this story closely , but I heard that he is reported to have spent $60,000 on his mistress over the course of a year.

WTF?!?

That dude is a millionare. I wouldn't take less than a hundred grand a year to listen to post-coital golf stories, because let's face it, you can't fuck ALL the time. Sometimes you have to talk to your tricks.

Or so I have heard.